I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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