Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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