i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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