what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think your dad took our porno
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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