Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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