your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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