Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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