Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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