Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We're too hungover to prance.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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