I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
As shirtless as possible
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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