I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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