She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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