My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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