You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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