But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
being pregnant is like rehab
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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