I just saw a hot homeless man
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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