He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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