At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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