omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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