The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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