She's JV to your varsity
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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