I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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