Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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