Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
its not stalking. its research.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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