U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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