doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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