Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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