walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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