dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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