You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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