So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to walk on stilts...naked
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
