look no pants
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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