i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
whose parrot is this?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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