Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i dont even know how to be here
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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