I'm really into asian looking animals
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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