yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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