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(248): View more from Michigan

My new storm is the chrons

(248): View more from Michigan

The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.

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(206): View more from Washington

Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.

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