I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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