He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
