fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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