Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Randomize
