idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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