is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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