i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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