Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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