its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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