I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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