spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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