god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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