Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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