So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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