I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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