ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The adults are the big ones right?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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