called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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