How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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