I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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