so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
this will be a night to untag.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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